Biscuits N Milfs Brothel
Lamia - Lavender Beds - Ward 19 - Plot 29
Saturday and Sunday
10pm - 2am EST
9pm - 1am CST
7pm - 11pm PST

Welcome to our brothel
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RULES
♦ Please be kind and courteous to our staff at all times
Harassing staff is a bannable offense
♦ Tip your servers/playmates
♦ No pedophilia/under age teen kink RP& ERP. You will be removed and blacklisted.
♦ If you at any time make staff uncomfortable, you will be removed with a walk of shame.
♦ No drama between other guests or staff
♦ After any kind of service is purchased there will be no refunds
Staff

Booty-n- Biscuits
「 Milf Mommy - Proprietress 」
Shanna Silvermore
「 Ball Handler/Greeter 」
Azeru Arcadia
「 Twerker/Dancer 」
Biscuits-n- Slooty
「 Cum Slut/Escort 」
Dahlia Ymir
「 Cum Slut/Escort 」
Adrienne Trepe
「 Cum Slut/Escort 」
Sarna'i Qalli
「 Cum Slut/Escort 」
Luka Neely
「 Cum Slut/Escort 」
Blake Jones
「 Cum Slut/Escort 」
Booty-n- Biscuits
Milf Mommy - Proprietress

Services
♦ Cum Slut, Bartender, Security, Hostess (Fill in)
♥ Sub | She/Her
☑ Naked table | ☑ Body Shots
Biscuits grew up in the crowded streets of Limsa Lominsa with no parents, running around this pirate themed city she often saw acts of debauchery being committed before her very eyes, as she grew older and older she started having dreams of one day being able to experience such thrills. No amount of guidance or schooling could keep her from this path because as soon as she turned 18, her inner slut came out and from then on she only wanted to please others, even if it meant sacrificing her self worth. She is willing to do almost anything to keep clientele very happy.
Kinks:
Being Dominated, Cum Denial, Asphyxiation, Violence, Rough Sex, Anal, Skullfucking
Hard NOs:
Vore, Anything breeding/pregnancy related.
Biscuits-n- Slooty

Services
Co-Owner
♦ Cum Slut, Bartender, Security, Hostess (Fill in)
♥ Sub | She/Her
☑ Naked table | ☑ Body Shots
Preferred Clientele: M/F Au'ra, Miqo'te
Biscuits grew up in the crowded streets of Limsa Lominsa with no parents, running around this pirate themed city she often saw acts of debauchery being committed before her very eyes, as she grew older and older she started having dreams of one day being able to experience such thrills. No amount of guidance or schooling could keep her from this path because as soon as she turned 18, her inner slut came out and from then on she only wanted to please others, even if it meant sacrificing her self worth. She is willing to do almost anything to keep clientele very happy.
Kinks:
Being Dominated, Cum Denial, Asphyxiation, Violence, Rough Sex, Anal, Skullfucking
Hard NOs:
Vore, Anything breeding/pregnancy related.
Adrienne Trepe

Services
♦ Cum Slut
♥ Sub | She/Her
☑ Naked table | ☑ Body Shots
Preferred Clientele: Dom Males
Adrienne was adopted by Hyur parents living in Gridania. No one knows her origin so she set off on a journey to discover her identity. In this journey, she ends up in the buzzing nightlife of the city. Living in the city, changed her course from discovering her identity to discovering pleasure. She is very eager to provide pleasure especially behind closed doors.
Kinks:
Sensual Vanilla, Being Dominated, Breeding
Hard NOs:
Gore and Vore
Sarna'i Qalli

Services
♦ Cum Slut
♥ Sub | She/Her
☑ Naked table | ☑ Body Shots
Preferred Clientele: Dom Males
Sarna'i hails from the Azim Steppe, a land from which she fled at a young age, entranced by the finery of Doma. Eventually drifting with the currents to Kugane, the self-orphaned teenager was adopted by a pair of merchants, where she learned to carry herself with all the elegance of a noble lady. A daring merchant in her own right, she eventually heard the call of adventure once again. She sought passage to the far off land of Eorzea, to the merchant state of Limsa Lominsa, and it is here she explores new horizons. Let this exotic beauty's dance carry you beyond the sunset and into a new land of pleasure, eroticism, and mystery.
Kinks:
Breeding, Primal Play, Being Dominated, Edge Play, Gangbang/Threesomes, Over Simulation, Degradation, and some secrets~
Hard NOs:
Gore, Vore, Scat, WaterSport, Knife Play
Luka Neely

Services
♦ Cum Slut
♥ Switch | He/Him
☑ Naked table | ☑ Body Shots
Preferred Clientele: Enjoys all walks of life.
"Hi I'm Luka, the kittiest of cats, undercover slut, lover of flowers! I hail from the great forest nation of Gridania. I live a simple life as a traveling conjurer and as a free company leader. I am no stranger to combat, nor am I a stranger to the nightlife. During the night, I offer my services as a kitten of the night, and as a bartender, tending to weary travelers looking to unwind after a long day in the field. But, enough about that, I am sure you are wondering what im like, I'm a kitty of course! I love flowers, cute things, cuddles, kinky stuff, not wearing clothes, and of course bringing in that famous gremlin energy! Come say hi, I might even show you a magic trick or two!" -Luka Neely, Kitten extraordinaire
Kinks:
Exhibitionism, Bdsm, Leather, Latex, Underwear, Puppy Play, Ice Play, Wax Play, Pet Play, Master/Slave Play
Hard NOs:
Ageplay, Scat, Watersports
Blake Jones

Services
♦ Cum Slut
♥ Switch | He/Him
☑ Naked table | ☑ Body Shots
Preferred Clientele: All are welcome
"Once a mystel raised by humes, left his home to pursue other dreams and find his past. Now has learned that he is of royal blood from somewhere far away... he is here to please and charm all as his kingdom is built on love, lust and trust~"
Kinks:
Biting, Rope Play, Bdsm, Riding Crops, Master/Slave Play
Hard NOs:
Ageplay, Scat, Watersports
Dahlia Ymir

Services
♦ Cum Slut
♥ Dom | She/Her
☑ Naked table | ☑ Body Shots
Preferred Clientele: Subs
She always felt isolated from her tribe due to her genetics, she was the only viera girl with white skin and natural blonde hair, a rare form of albinism in the race, so she was often outcasted and seen as lesser than everyone else. Eventually she escaped, only to find out that her odd genetic traits seemed to be very attractive to other races in general, which helped her find her confidence in herself. After that, she became a lot more assertive and commanding and got roped into model work. She uses her night time in Eorzea meeting new people and having fun with them due to her high sex drive~
Kinks:
Pet Play, Anal Play, Humiliation, Squirting, Watersports, Public Play, Impact Play, Sex Toys, Face-sitting
Hard NOs:
Scat, Blood, Gore, Violence, Breath Play
Azeru Arcadia

Services
♦ Twerker
♥ Dom | He/Him
☑ Naked table | ☑ Body Shots
Preferred Clientele: Cat boys but welcomes anyone
Son of a Temple Knight and Doman Priestess who met during one of the peaceful periods. Azeru spent most of his time under the care of his mother who was well respected in the Doman family, when the war broke out as a young lad he was forced to flee and soon took up host as both a food maker and a sword hand soon preceding a hard exterior thanks to his upbringing. However once his walls are broken down, he can be a rather gentle and very caring soul though he is known for pushing his own limits.
Shanna Silvermore

Services
♦ Ball Handler
♥ She/Her

Bar Packages
Body Shots | 75,000 gil
Take the spot light with one of our staff and let the whole brothel watch as you down a shot from one of our sexy slaves.
Pick your staff | 80,000 gil
(Keep in mind specific staff members may be busy)
"Body Shot" will be shouted out so that all eyes will be on you!
BAR DADDY | 250,000 gil
Drinks are on you with this one!
Buy a round for everyone at the bar, bar tender included!
(Body shots not included)
(ERP drinks not included)
BIG SPLOOGE | 2,000,000 gil
Not satisfied with buying just a round? See the bar tender or member of management to buy out the bar for 1 hour! Drinks for the next hour will be on you! Staff shout outs every 10 mins that "(insert name) is a big ole splooger!"
(Body shots not included)
(ERP drinks not included)
THICC AF | 6,000,000 gil
Still not satisfied? Want us to stroke that ego even more? See the bar tender or a member of management to buy out the bar for the night! All drinks are on you for the rest of the night!
Staff shout outs every 10 mins with YOUR choice of shout out!
Free VIP booth with purchase
(Body shots not included)
(ERP drinks not included)

Service Packages
NAKED TABLE | 250,000 gil
Want one of our sexy staff (owner included) to get naked while you eat off them? For 10 mins you can pick one desired food platter to eat off the silky skin of one of our slaves while enjoying the delicious view!
**See food menu for options. All options are included in the package except Chocolate Sensation.
BIRTHDAY BITCH | 200,000 gil
Hey shawty, it's ya birthday!
This package includes:
♦ Birthday lap dance from one of our dancers (15 mins)
♦ You can dance on stage with our dancers for 30 mins
♦ Your choice of 1 free drink or 1 dessert
♦ Shout outs throughout the night celebrating your special day!
Body shots, Mommy Milk, Rich Bitch, & Chocolate Sensation are not included
CUDDLE SESH
150,000 clothed | 200,000 nude
Take one of our staff into a private room for 30 mins of cozy snuggling and calm conversation!
All clothes must remain on unless you bought the nude sesh
PRIVATE DANCE
75,000 for 15 mins (your pick of male or female)
85,000 for specific dancer (if available)
PRIVATE ERP
Pick your cum slut to play out your wildest fantasies with!
♦ 250,000 for 30 min
♦ 300,000 for 1 hour
Anything beyond is up to our cum sluts' discretion.
Additional 200,000 for 3some
Vip Suites
Please be aware that any additional guests will be 100,000 gil each!
PRIVATE HOT TUB VIP SUITE
850,000 for 1 hour
♦ 5 drinks of your choice
♦ 1 dancer for 30 mins
♦ 1 guest
ERP drinks not included
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2,000,000 gil for the evening
♣ Unlimited drinks
♣ 1 ERP drink
♣ Bottle of Rich Bitch
♣ 2 dancers for 30 mins
♣ Party of 6
EXECUTIVE VIP SUITE
1,250,000 for 1 hour
♦ 10 drinks of your choice
♦ 2 guests
ERP drinks not included
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3,000,000 for entire evening
♦ Unlimited drinks
♦ 1 ERP drink
♦ 2 dancers of your choice for 30 mins
♦ Bottle of Rich Bitch
♦ Party of 10
Vip Packages
VIP STATUS | Discord
Boost our discord server for a static 50% off all pricing!
Lasts as long as the server is boosted.
Our staff will shout you out whenever you visit the venue.
Your character picture and name will be put in our VIP status channel for as long as the server is boosted.
VIP | 500,000 gil
♦ Stage VIP booth for 30 mins
♦ 1 dancer for 30 mins
♦ 1 bottle of Rich Bitch
♦ 3 drinks of your choice
ERP drinks not included
EXECUTIVE VIP | 1,000,000 gil
♦ Private loft section for 1 hour
♦ 5 drinks of choice
♦ 1 bottle of Rich Bitch
♦ 1 dancer for the hour
♦ 1 guest
ERP drinks not included
ULTIMATE VIP
SUGAR DADDY | 10,000,000 gil
♦ Choice of VIP suite for the night
♦ 2 dancers for 1 hour
♦ 1 free ERP session (30 mins)
♦ 1 free cuddle sesh (30 mins)
♦ 1 free Naked Table (10 mins) + ♦ Chocolate Sensation included
♦ Unlimited drinks + ERP included
♦ Unlimited food
♦ Dancing on stage access
♦ Shout outs every 10 mins "(insert name) SUGAH DADDY IN THE HIZZOUSSSEE"
♦ Party of 10