Biscuits N Milfs Brothel

Lamia - Lavender Beds - Ward 19 - Plot 29
Saturday and Sunday
10pm - 2am EST
9pm - 1am CST
7pm - 11pm PST

Welcome to our brothel


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RULES

♦ Please be kind and courteous to our staff at all times
Harassing staff is a bannable offense

♦ Tip your servers/playmates

♦ No pedophilia/under age teen kink RP& ERP. You will be removed and blacklisted.

♦ If you at any time make staff uncomfortable, you will be removed with a walk of shame.

♦ No drama between other guests or staff

♦ After any kind of service is purchased there will be no refunds

Staff

Booty-n- Biscuits
「 Milf Mommy - Proprietress 」

Booty-n- Biscuits
Milf Mommy - Proprietress

Services

♦ Cum Slut, Bartender, Security, Hostess (Fill in)

♥ Sub | She/Her

☑ Naked table | ☑ Body Shots


Biscuits grew up in the crowded streets of Limsa Lominsa with no parents, running around this pirate themed city she often saw acts of debauchery being committed before her very eyes, as she grew older and older she started having dreams of one day being able to experience such thrills. No amount of guidance or schooling could keep her from this path because as soon as she turned 18, her inner slut came out and from then on she only wanted to please others, even if it meant sacrificing her self worth. She is willing to do almost anything to keep clientele very happy.


Kinks:
Being Dominated, Cum Denial, Asphyxiation, Violence, Rough Sex, Anal, Skullfucking

Hard NOs:
Vore, Anything breeding/pregnancy related.

Biscuits-n- Slooty

Services

Co-Owner

♦ Cum Slut, Bartender, Security, Hostess (Fill in)

♥ Sub | She/Her

☑ Naked table | ☑ Body Shots

Preferred Clientele: M/F Au'ra, Miqo'te


Biscuits grew up in the crowded streets of Limsa Lominsa with no parents, running around this pirate themed city she often saw acts of debauchery being committed before her very eyes, as she grew older and older she started having dreams of one day being able to experience such thrills. No amount of guidance or schooling could keep her from this path because as soon as she turned 18, her inner slut came out and from then on she only wanted to please others, even if it meant sacrificing her self worth. She is willing to do almost anything to keep clientele very happy.


Kinks:
Being Dominated, Cum Denial, Asphyxiation, Violence, Rough Sex, Anal, Skullfucking

Hard NOs:
Vore, Anything breeding/pregnancy related.

Adrienne Trepe

Services

♦ Cum Slut

♥ Sub | She/Her

☑ Naked table | ☑ Body Shots

Preferred Clientele: Dom Males


Adrienne was adopted by Hyur parents living in Gridania. No one knows her origin so she set off on a journey to discover her identity. In this journey, she ends up in the buzzing nightlife of the city. Living in the city, changed her course from discovering her identity to discovering pleasure. She is very eager to provide pleasure especially behind closed doors.


Kinks:
Sensual Vanilla, Being Dominated, Breeding

Hard NOs:
Gore and Vore

Sarna'i Qalli

Services

♦ Cum Slut

♥ Sub | She/Her

☑ Naked table | ☑ Body Shots

Preferred Clientele: Dom Males


Sarna'i hails from the Azim Steppe, a land from which she fled at a young age, entranced by the finery of Doma. Eventually drifting with the currents to Kugane, the self-orphaned teenager was adopted by a pair of merchants, where she learned to carry herself with all the elegance of a noble lady. A daring merchant in her own right, she eventually heard the call of adventure once again. She sought passage to the far off land of Eorzea, to the merchant state of Limsa Lominsa, and it is here she explores new horizons. Let this exotic beauty's dance carry you beyond the sunset and into a new land of pleasure, eroticism, and mystery.


Kinks:
Breeding, Primal Play, Being Dominated, Edge Play, Gangbang/Threesomes, Over Simulation, Degradation, and some secrets~

Hard NOs:
Gore, Vore, Scat, WaterSport, Knife Play

Luka Neely

Services

♦ Cum Slut

♥ Switch | He/Him

☑ Naked table | ☑ Body Shots

Preferred Clientele: Enjoys all walks of life.


"Hi I'm Luka, the kittiest of cats, undercover slut, lover of flowers! I hail from the great forest nation of Gridania. I live a simple life as a traveling conjurer and as a free company leader. I am no stranger to combat, nor am I a stranger to the nightlife. During the night, I offer my services as a kitten of the night, and as a bartender, tending to weary travelers looking to unwind after a long day in the field. But, enough about that, I am sure you are wondering what im like, I'm a kitty of course! I love flowers, cute things, cuddles, kinky stuff, not wearing clothes, and of course bringing in that famous gremlin energy! Come say hi, I might even show you a magic trick or two!" -Luka Neely, Kitten extraordinaire


Kinks:
Exhibitionism, Bdsm, Leather, Latex, Underwear, Puppy Play, Ice Play, Wax Play, Pet Play, Master/Slave Play

Hard NOs:
Ageplay, Scat, Watersports

Blake Jones

Services

♦ Cum Slut

♥ Switch | He/Him

☑ Naked table | ☑ Body Shots

Preferred Clientele: All are welcome


"Once a mystel raised by humes, left his home to pursue other dreams and find his past. Now has learned that he is of royal blood from somewhere far away... he is here to please and charm all as his kingdom is built on love, lust and trust~"


Kinks:
Biting, Rope Play, Bdsm, Riding Crops, Master/Slave Play

Hard NOs:
Ageplay, Scat, Watersports

Dahlia Ymir

Services

♦ Cum Slut

♥ Dom | She/Her

☑ Naked table | ☑ Body Shots

Preferred Clientele: Subs


She always felt isolated from her tribe due to her genetics, she was the only viera girl with white skin and natural blonde hair, a rare form of albinism in the race, so she was often outcasted and seen as lesser than everyone else. Eventually she escaped, only to find out that her odd genetic traits seemed to be very attractive to other races in general, which helped her find her confidence in herself. After that, she became a lot more assertive and commanding and got roped into model work. She uses her night time in Eorzea meeting new people and having fun with them due to her high sex drive~


Kinks:
Pet Play, Anal Play, Humiliation, Squirting, Watersports, Public Play, Impact Play, Sex Toys, Face-sitting

Hard NOs:
Scat, Blood, Gore, Violence, Breath Play

Azeru Arcadia

Services

♦ Twerker

♥ Dom | He/Him

☑ Naked table | ☑ Body Shots

Preferred Clientele: Cat boys but welcomes anyone


Son of a Temple Knight and Doman Priestess who met during one of the peaceful periods. Azeru spent most of his time under the care of his mother who was well respected in the Doman family, when the war broke out as a young lad he was forced to flee and soon took up host as both a food maker and a sword hand soon preceding a hard exterior thanks to his upbringing. However once his walls are broken down, he can be a rather gentle and very caring soul though he is known for pushing his own limits.

Shanna Silvermore

Services

♦ Ball Handler

She/Her

Bar Packages

Body Shots | 75,000 gil
Take the spot light with one of our staff and let the whole brothel watch as you down a shot from one of our sexy slaves.


Pick your staff | 80,000 gil
(Keep in mind specific staff members may be busy)
"Body Shot" will be shouted out so that all eyes will be on you!


BAR DADDY | 250,000 gil
Drinks are on you with this one!
Buy a round for everyone at the bar, bar tender included!

(Body shots not included)
(ERP drinks not included)


BIG SPLOOGE | 2,000,000 gil

Not satisfied with buying just a round? See the bar tender or member of management to buy out the bar for 1 hour! Drinks for the next hour will be on you! Staff shout outs every 10 mins that "(insert name) is a big ole splooger!"

(Body shots not included)
(ERP drinks not included)


THICC AF | 6,000,000 gil

Still not satisfied? Want us to stroke that ego even more? See the bar tender or a member of management to buy out the bar for the night! All drinks are on you for the rest of the night!

Staff shout outs every 10 mins with YOUR choice of shout out!
Free VIP booth with purchase

(Body shots not included)
(ERP drinks not included)

Beverage Menu

Specials

MOMMY MILK | 175,000 gil, ERP required
Are you craving for some fresh, warm, sweet milk? What if I told you it was straight from our very own Milf Mommy's pretty pink tits? Sit back and enjoy as our bartender milks her right in front of you! Served with some deliciously soft cookies.
Note~ This drink is unavailable unless the owner is present

Cummies
50,000 gil without Jizz | 100,000 gil with Jizz, ERP required
A set of the creamiest shots you'll ever have. This creamy goodness is made with whipped cream, coconut rum, and marshmallow fluff. You can choose to have a staff member of your choice or the bartender jizz on top of it for you for some added creamy goodness. Did we say creamy enough for you? Creamy.

Love Potion | 45,000 gil
Trying to fall in love tonight? Served with a basket of fresh strawberries for you to share with your playmate or to just enjoy on your own, this drink is a gorgeous strawberry wine with a hint of lemon.


Drinks

Sex Dream | 8,000 gil
This sparkly fantasy is almost as pretty as you! Filled with edible glitter, cotton candy vodka, blue curacao, and lavender syrup, this drink will feel like a dream going down.

The Orgasm | 9,000 gil
Let's face it. Orgasms come easier to some than others, but this decadent drink will make you experience an orgasm in your mouth like no other! The finest butter beer topped with a thick foam and edible gold leaf.

Gspot | 7,000 gil
Your tongue is going to love you as you sip on this swirly delight! It'll hit just the right "spot". Giggity!
White and blue swirls make up this mix vodka, blue curaçao, sambuca and a float of cream.

BDSM | 8,000 gil
A drink for your dirtiest fantasies, this black as night drink will make you wish you were being tied and spanked all night. Featuring black vodka, mixed with real cherry juice, a dash of orange juice, swirled with maraschino cherry syrup and topped with a pinch of pearl dust. Crushed black sugar rim is optional

Choke me Daddy | 7,000 gil
With layers of pastel colors, you'll be begging your dom to choke you after you down this! Citrus soda, bailey's Irish cream, unsweetened blue drink mix, pulp-free frozen orange juice, and cherry grenadine syrup make up this smooth treat!

The 69 | 7,000 gil
A slushie made in heaven! Blue raspberry italian ice,cherry lemon italian ice,vodka, and sparkling water make up this delightful drink.

Kama Sutra | 9,000 gil
One of our most aesthetically pleasing drinks which will make you feel like you're ready to learn all the kinkiest positions in one night. This is a color changing galaxy lemonade made with kiwi fruit juice, color changing tequila, lemon juice, blue curacao, and a zest of lime.

Doggy Style | 7,000 gil
Get ready to go to pound town! Cognac, hpnotiq, bitters, and a dash of cream make up this pleasing drink.

Balls Deep | 8,000 gil
Our signature craft beer that during brewing was swirled around with our staffs' balls . You won't be disappointed with it's deep, rich, smokey flavor!

The PornStar | 9,000 gil
Living up to it's name, this drink will make you feel like a mofo pornstar. A very tasty mix of chilled cake vodka tinted with pink dye, Godiva White Chocolate Liqueur, and vanilla icing sprinkled with little edible hearts around the rim.

Bussin | 7,000 gil
This flaming bad boy will give you the courage to buss in your favorite playmate! A simply "bussin" combination of Tia Maria coffee liqueur, Baileys Irish cream, grand marnier orange flavored brandy liqueur, and dark overproof rum all in a shot set on fire.

Sweet Tit-tea | 7,000 gil
These refreshing teas come in a variety of flavors. You have strawberry mint, blue lemonade, crystal clear lemon, and lemon lime.

M.I.L.F.
125,000 gil | ERP Required
Our special twist on a strawberry milkshake. Made with our own Milf Mommy's milk and a shot of cum from one of our heavy hung staff, this cold treat is made with the finest ingredients. Topped with fresh fruit and a cookie, this is definitely the treat to finish off a great night.

Rich Bitch
10,000 glass | 80,000 bottle
Our exclusive champagne made with the best ingredients we have to offer. You won't find this anywhere else. Topping our drink menu as the most expensive item, show off your rich ass to your VIP party by ordering this champagne to your table.

Food Menu

Our brothel excels in sex, so why shouldn't our food? Our foods are all natural aphrodisiacs that will boost your sexual desires like never before!

All menu items can be ordered by themselves or as part of the naked table service.
~The Chocolate Sensation is extra for the naked table option~

SUSHI PLATTER | 10,000 gil
All our handmade sushi rolls filled with the freshest ingredients.

OYSTER PLATTER | 8,000 gil
The most flavorful oysters you'll ever taste topped with our in house spicy chili pepper sauce.

FRUIT PLATTER | 6,000 gil
This delightful dish is filled with juicy fruits and comes with a side of honey yogurt for dipping.

DESSERT | 6,000 gil
Chocolate drizzled hot chocolate cheesecake that will make you wish you could eat it all night long.

ERP OPTIONS

CHOCOLATE SENSATION
(Naked Body exclusive add on) | 20,000 gil
Your naked table slave will be drizzled in the richest, silkiest dark chocolate sauce with dollops of whipped cream. You can use the strawberries provided for dipping or just use your tongue!

Service Packages

NAKED TABLE | 250,000 gil
Want one of our sexy staff (owner included) to get naked while you eat off them? For 10 mins you can pick one desired food platter to eat off the silky skin of one of our slaves while enjoying the delicious view!

**See food menu for options. All options are included in the package except Chocolate Sensation.


BIRTHDAY BITCH | 200,000 gil
Hey shawty, it's ya birthday!
This package includes:
♦ Birthday lap dance from one of our dancers (15 mins)
♦ You can dance on stage with our dancers for 30 mins
♦ Your choice of 1 free drink or 1 dessert
♦ Shout outs throughout the night celebrating your special day!

Body shots, Mommy Milk, Rich Bitch, & Chocolate Sensation are not included


CUDDLE SESH
150,000 clothed | 200,000 nude
Take one of our staff into a private room for 30 mins of cozy snuggling and calm conversation!
All clothes must remain on unless you bought the nude sesh


PRIVATE DANCE
75,000 for 15 mins (your pick of male or female)
85,000 for specific dancer (if available)


PRIVATE ERP
Pick your cum slut to play out your wildest fantasies with!

250,000 for 30 min
300,000 for 1 hour

Anything beyond is up to our cum sluts' discretion.

Additional 200,000 for 3some

Vip Suites

Please be aware that any additional guests will be 100,000 gil each!

PRIVATE HOT TUB VIP SUITE
850,000 for 1 hour
♦ 5 drinks of your choice
♦ 1 dancer for 30 mins
♦ 1 guest
ERP drinks not included

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2,000,000 gil for the evening
♣ Unlimited drinks
♣ 1 ERP drink
♣ Bottle of Rich Bitch
♣ 2 dancers for 30 mins
♣ Party of 6


EXECUTIVE VIP SUITE
1,250,000 for 1 hour
♦ 10 drinks of your choice
♦ 2 guests

ERP drinks not included

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3,000,000 for entire evening
♦ Unlimited drinks
♦ 1 ERP drink
♦ 2 dancers of your choice for 30 mins
♦ Bottle of Rich Bitch
♦ Party of 10

Vip Packages

VIP STATUS | Discord
Boost our discord server for a static 50% off all pricing!
Lasts as long as the server is boosted.

Our staff will shout you out whenever you visit the venue.

Your character picture and name will be put in our VIP status channel for as long as the server is boosted.


VIP | 500,000 gil

♦ Stage VIP booth for 30 mins
♦ 1 dancer for 30 mins
♦ 1 bottle of Rich Bitch
♦ 3 drinks of your choice
ERP drinks not included


EXECUTIVE VIP | 1,000,000 gil

♦ Private loft section for 1 hour
♦ 5 drinks of choice
♦ 1 bottle of Rich Bitch
♦ 1 dancer for the hour
♦ 1 guest
ERP drinks not included


ULTIMATE VIP

SUGAR DADDY | 10,000,000 gil

♦ Choice of VIP suite for the night
♦ 2 dancers for 1 hour
♦ 1 free ERP session (30 mins)
♦ 1 free cuddle sesh (30 mins)
♦ 1 free Naked Table (10 mins) + ♦ Chocolate Sensation included
♦ Unlimited drinks + ERP included
♦ Unlimited food
♦ Dancing on stage access
♦ Shout outs every 10 mins "(insert name) SUGAH DADDY IN THE HIZZOUSSSEE"
♦ Party of 10